![]() Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. ![]() Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. ![]() ![]() He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. ![]()
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